I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
i made the cop pinkie-promise not to arrest me if i failed the breathalizer.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
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