how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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