Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
i'm stoned. there's a jazz trio playing outside across the street...scared that mike myers will appear & start yelling 'woman...WHOA MAN. WHOOOA MAN.' i'm snapping my fingers.
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
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there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
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She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
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