Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
She abandoned me on the doorstep of her hostel. Turns out you can't bring one night stands into those places. Slept in a train station next to a tramp. He gave me chips. And didn't steal my shit while I slept. So I'm counting this one as a win
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
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