How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
it's like iHOP with fire
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
Randomize
