After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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