hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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