i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
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Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
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Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
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