Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
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Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
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I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
Your lack of enthusiasm for my exciting news of drunken debauchery with an otherwise occupied vagina of one of my greatest conquests yet disturbs me. I'm not happy with you
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
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