i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
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hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
the room spins SO much faster in panama
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
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My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
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