After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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