Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
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At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
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I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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