My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
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Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
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Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
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