i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
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NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
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We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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