All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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