at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
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20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
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Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
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