I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
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