she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
I want to stick my p in your. b.
I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
Adding to the list of things I have said out loud at the bar that I shouldn't have: "I am the yoda of sucking dick"
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
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