i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
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... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
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She's laying here with her head in my lap stoned, eating Doritos, whining about her boyfriend, and listening to Cher. Fuck the friend zone.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
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