Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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