Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
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I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
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I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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