Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
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He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
My mom just came into the kitchen and watched me take a double shot of whiskey and chase it with a beer and said "you are my son." Proudest family moment ever
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
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Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
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