Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
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I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
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he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
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