I wanna passion pit in your ass
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
Houston, we have a squirter
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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