Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
Randomize
