How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
just took a cab, driver just asked what i'd been drinking- i said vodka, he said "can't do vodka-drunk, it makes me feel like i'm giving birth to myself" ...no comment
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Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
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i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
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