we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
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I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
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I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
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