The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
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I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
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It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
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