I just met a guy from Australia at the bar. I asked him what it was like down under and he told me if I went home with him he'd let me find out. I love Australians.
operation harelip BJ is a go
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
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