I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
I can't. I will literally throw up my liver
Why dont you be an ebola patient for halloween? You can totally throw up and itll be part of your costume.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
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After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
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stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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