His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
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You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
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Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
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