can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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