I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
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