..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
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There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
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Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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