is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
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