found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
The second he texted me with "*dry humps you!*" I knew any relationship we might have had was over.
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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