i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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