I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
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Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
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Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
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