Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
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How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
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I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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