ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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