R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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