I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
She announced her abortion via fbk
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
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