READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Writing a book: The Evolution of the Douche Bag: From Popped Collars to Ed Hardy Shirts. Doing research now.
Make sure you include chapters on white sunglasses, spray tans, and toxic amounts of hair gel.
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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