Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
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oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
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she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
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