spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
I woke up with semen in my invisalign. My molars were just marinating in it
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
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