physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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