did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
In the morning when you read your texts, just fyi you showed up at my house drunk off your ass and shoe less and demanded I go to the bar. You need Jesus.
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
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