how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
Another f*ing night of vodka youporn and xanax. I need to get a goddamn life
3 great things that go great together... But not on a Friday night. Perfect on say... a Tuesday.
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
you know your drunk when 7 soccer players cant catch up to a tranny in high heels who just stole your wallet
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So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
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the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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