Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
