yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
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My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
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I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
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