You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
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it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
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It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
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