You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
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