Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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