i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
No stitches, just platelets and will power
Just 30 Funny Tumblr Posts About Starbucks
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
I legitimately had a champagne shower last night at a rave. I was also carrying around two bananas in my pockets like guns. Drunk doesn't even. Begin to explain My night.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
18 People Are Kind Of A**holes But Also Completely Hilarious
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
he had hair everywhere except his balls
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?