K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
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I'm not sure that our 12-years-ago-high-school-"relationship," and 179 texts in the last 4 hours is gonna be enough to squeeze a naked smartphone picture of me. I'm gonna need some chicken wings or Makers Mark before that starts happening.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
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So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
You blew him?!?!
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.