Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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