y did u give ur computer a hand job?
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
Randomize